Tuesday, 6 December 2011

  • THOU SHALT NOT SIGN ONE'S WORKS
  • THOU SHALT NOT RESEMBLE ONE'S COLLECTORS
  • THOU SHALT CREATE LOUDER THAN THOUEST TALKS

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